Absconded from WMP?: Tuesday, May 02, 2006

A 'crazy event' that happened at one Starbucks outlet in Singapore in the midnights...

Source: Author - The Mat. Floor Mat. 1st May 2006.

Got this crazy guy. I say he's malay. Naz say he's foreign, and high on drugs. I say on alcohol.

He came in saying he is looking for a piece of yellow paper. He was limping.. hair all over.. dirty.you get the picture right?...

He then squat-ed on the floor..and opened his wallet and emptied its contents...then he went out.. looked and came in again. Asked naz to change his notes into a gold coin and 50cents 20cents 10cents. Then, he continued standing at the POS area... and he wanted to walk into the back counter.

Then Naz shouted SIR.then he walked backwards.. then cindy, who was looking at all these from a few tables away, (she was doing paper work)...came over... (at this point, jaslin and i were panicking big time.we kept our phones in our pockets in case..)

He asked for a free drink.. "Give me one drink, let me see if the coffee is good. if good, i SWEAR i will come back tml..."

Then we were all stunned.

Then cindy answered "Sorry sir, I SWEAR also, I SWEAR we don't give free drinks also.. we don't have such things."

Then tt guy, took out his eye. (which we all assume is like a fake eye.) And cindy raised her voice "If you still don't go out, we will call security." Then he put his eye back into his socket and walked out to the seating area. [Naz went to find security]

Then Naz and Cindy went out to smoke (also to keep an eye on him..) And cindy got fed up, stubbed out her cig (half left BTW) and went to find security again.

"Ur security come from where? johor ah?"

Naz, was sitting outside, like about to fight, with a TRAY on the table [for hitting his head.]

Ehem. Okay...cut the long story short.

*He attempted to talk to a customer outside, so cindy asked customer to move away.
*He touched his *ehem* genitals, groins, u know la.
*He took his eye out again.

Thank heavens for the security who stood there till he left VP. *ehem.*

Oh ya. and we also had a male customer,who was sitting there laughing at us the whole time. Cos jaslin and i were freaking out behind the counter.while naz and cindy were like two hooligans protecting us. LOL.

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My thoughts: Wow. This guy sounds like he absconded from WMP. In case you guys don't know where WMP is.... here's a hint. *haha. Anyway, the MP stands for Medical Park*
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